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April 24, 2010

It’s been more than a month since the healthcare bill was passed and no political circle-jerks in sight!  Well played, hobby community, well pla-  never mind.

A hobbyist posts a very heartfelt and unabashedly pleading thread to ask for donations.  His ATF has suffered an unfortunate, and severe, car crash.  Not only is her vehicle apparently totaled and she herself unable to work until she has healed, but she is so seriously injured she’s in the ICU.

This differs from the usual crop of “help, help, please give me money” threads on several counts.

1. The OP has a bit of a reputation for having a stick up his ass about providers in general, so any lady good enough to win his affections must be something else indeed.

2. He’s not only opening himself up to being humiliated in public, he’s putting his real name at some risk by setting up means to accept donations on his ATF’s behalf. 

3. The provider isn’t asking for rent money because she’s broke and maybe/probably needs money management as much as she needs funds.  This is a genuine financial catastrophe.

My opinion of this guy just went up quite a bit.

Aaaand someone immediately takes the opportunity to say this proves the OP is wrong about Obamacare, which would fix his ATF’s problems. 

Someone else says Obamacare would shove her in a closet, and maybe she’d DIE!!!1

I can see they’ve fully grasped this woman’s personal tragedy.  (As a tool to flog their dead horses.  Self-centered?  Never!)   

Maybe if he changed his signature to appear neutral. That stuff rubs some people the wrong way and some may withhold donations.
WINNER!  Say only what I agree with, or the girl gets it.  Bitch, are you for real?  A woman is lying in the intensive care unit and this People’s Choice Award is more concerned with making sure to silence political opposition.
Not precisely oozing the milk of human kindness, eh wot? 
What is typical liberal bull? Getting something for doing nothing?
Mamasan ain’t sayin’ a damned thing.  Nope.
I wonder how these Obama haters felt during the Bush Administration.

Was life all sweet and peachy for them? If it was, then they were in a small minority.

Damned straight.  This’ll teach the OP not to like Obama.
Good sweet Christ on a cracker.  Winning hearts and changing minds for Obamacare, all right.  I read a blog yesterday which mentioned a band that plays a song which reminds me of this thread.  (That sentence was a  mouthful.)  Something about gouging my eyes out to make the pain stop and, Jesus, does it never end?  Most appropriate.
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One Response to “Fap-fap-fap-fap-fap”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    It’s really unfortunate about the provider in question, but having him ask for assistance on her behalf was probably not the wisest move.

    PornoDave is pretty much an asshole. He takes every chance he can to bash every provider and hobbyist alike. Because of that very few people like him.

    And to be quite honest if this had happened to someone else not dear to him, he would have been doing the same thing to try and push his political agenda as well.

    I wish her a speedy recovery and would probably contribute if I could, but there are those who actually could who I guarantee are turned off of doing so simply because of who’s doing the soliciting.


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